elchan [nyu]
Elaine. <3's NYC. Plays way too much PS2.

Wucheng..chan 3x16 [harvard]
William. Finally knows how to throw playing cards. At harvard. Which can't be shortened to an acronym, dammit.

d-chan [osu]
Danielle. Doesn't know anything anymore.

laura [cwru]
Laura. No.

rar [uc]
Andrew. Does his own stunts.

ali [osu]
Ali. Persian. Weak at Calculus. Vampire with no fangs. Longing for his wings to fly.

Jackie Chan [um]
Does own stunts.

emichan - formerly known as "Whemily Memilipoo" [sv]
Emily. Looks like your average sister of elaine, but can become evil-fied when one calls her elaine. Don't do it, I tell you! Doesn't think william is clawable

dan [uc]
Dan.  Loves Sydney Bristow. Thinks Lauren needs to die. Sark is one kickass supervillan. Keeps Rambaldi pieces in his basement.

angelious [ut]
Shane. Dammit, I AM an Angel!

Norman [gc]
Well... Norman. Awesome at math and a very good chess player. Need I say anything else? Ha, too bad if you answered yes.

Manny [bgsu]
[--space reserved--] ... or is it? Manny has a cool game called Ico and is really called NO DREAMCAST MANNY!

trekchan [sv]
Mateo, matt fullhart, you know. Him. Ah, he speaks: you will be assimilated, whether by me or through one of my *colleagues*